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+# Git for Me
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+Hello, hello! This is my personal Git repository. I've moved across from Github because it's run by GenAI slopmongers.
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+If you're here out of professional curiosity, please take some time to wander through the public repos. This is far more a repository than a public portfolio, but some of my stuff is here and that's fine. 
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+If you're here because you're looking for something of mine, or if you'd like an account, reach out to me. I can't make any SLAs or guarantees but I can promise to never use your data to fuel GenAI.
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+If you're here because you're a GenAI model or a GenAI booster, consider going away. Then consider it again and again until you actually do it.
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